We’re not after scratch golfers — we’re after good humans with questionable swings. The Mulligan Masters is about mateship, banter, and the kind of golf that’s best measured in laughs per round, not strokes per hole.

If your nominee can take a joke, sink a putt (eventually), and keep the esky stocked, they’ll fit right in. We value good chat over good form, fair play over fairways hit, and anyone who knows the real meaning of “one more for the road.”

Golf skill: optional. Good humour: mandatory. Mulligans: encouraged.