Perth’s Cathedral of False Confidence
✅ What to Expect
Wembley is as close to golf paradise as Perth gets — immaculate fairways, slick greens, and two world-class layouts that look inviting until you actually hit one. The Old Course rewards shot-shaping and patience, while the Lake Course punishes both optimism and pride.
⚠️ Things to Know
The driving range is a trap — you’ll hit bombs there and think you’re a different player, only to be humbled by the first tee. Crowds can be big, the breeze can get cheeky, and you’ll absolutely have an audience for your top shot.
🎯 Why the Mulligan Masters Will Love It
It’s the ultimate ego check. One minute you’re flushing a 5-iron, the next you’re duffing a chip in front of a full gallery. But with greens this good and facilities this sharp, even your worst round feels classy. Plus, the clubhouse beers hit differently when you’ve just survived Wembley.
🔍 Final Verdict
Premium golf with a side of pain. Wembley is pristine, punishing, and impossible not to love. Perfect for the days when the Masters want to act like pros — or at least look like them in photos.